FUCK YOUR ASS WITH A CARROT
It's April, and that means Easter! I have a creative new way for you to get off so follow my instructions. You're going to need a thick carrot because you're going to massage your prostate with it. When you're getting close, I want you to jerk your cock off into your hand once I give you a countdown to climax. You have two post-orgasm options, so pick your Easter-treat to slurp: a dirty, anal-fucked carrot or a handful of "egg" cream? Just how naughty are you for the Ellie Bunny?