DEVOTED TO YOUR KHALEESI: THE 1ST TRIAL
So want to serve the Mot.her of Dragons? You want to pledge your unyielding love, devotion, and loyalty to her? Grey Worm could use another body to help lead the troops...but to serve her, especially as a leader, you will need to pass three trials. This will be the first! Like the unsullied, you must give up your "manhood" for good! You must also prove you can endure ANYTHING for your Queen. She will see to this personally. She will kick and stomp on your genitals until they are mush. Then when she knows it's already beyond repair, she will slowly cut it off...while you are still conscious! Anything for your Khaleesi! This is a parody.