WEL-CUM TO HELL
Your ungodly ways have landed you straight into the fires of hell! Though you have one final chance at redemption. Make a deal with the devil!! If you can resist jerking off while I invade your mind with my sexual imagery, I'll send you to heaven where God can welcome you into his kingdom. Keep in mind, there's no perversions allowed up above. Only below are you free to jerk your boner this one last time. Can you keep from cumming? Of course not!!! Welcome to your eternal home; a fiery inferno of sin!!!